12/2/24

Blood Capsule #247

STING OF DEATH (1966)

For the sake of convenience, I'm going to refer to the monster in this movie as a were-jellyfish.  It's actually a Portuguese man o' war.  Yes, there is a difference, and no, I don't care enough to renumerate those differences.  Who do I look like, George Costanza?  Anyway, it's more fun saying "were-jellyfish."  You might be wondering if this creature is beholden to a transformation cycle.  The moon is moot, but a man does mutate into a gelatinous marine predator with tendrils and a bell (a trash bag), to boot.  The man is Egon, the deformed assistant to noted biologist Dr. Richardson.  They have a compound in the Everglades where they experiment on various aquatic lifeforms.  When college kids crash the place and mock poor Egon, bikini-clad babes turn up dead or missing.  Purple terror ensues.

This is a spirited mish-mash of The Horror of Party Beach and...Gidget maybe?  You can substitute any "beach party" movie.  For instance, I was reminded of Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine on more than one occasion.  If I had to hazard a guess, I would put the budget in the five-digit range.  That's lowballing it, but I must admit, Sting of Death is gorgeous.  I dig the crisp underwater photography and the bizarro lighting that makes everything look like an Easter egg.  On the downside, you have to wade through a lot of Neil Sadaka songs to get to the good stuff.  Patience is rewarded, so I advise you to "do the jellyfish."  NOTE: Performing such an act may result in chills and/or fatigue.  Sting of Death is commonly associated with 1966's Death Curse of Tartu, as they were both directed by William Grefe.  Of course, I own the double feature DVD (thank you, Something Weird).

Recommended to fans of bioluminescence and volleyball.


The Spanish one-sheet.

12/1/24

Random Match Alert


I was going to post a match relating to last night's Survivor Series, but that wouldn't be very random, now would it?  Besides, this is an awesome find.  Bret Hart squares off against Hakushi inside a steel cage...!  WWE needs to promote whomever is in charge of uploading dark matches to YouTube.