12/18/24

Blood Capsule #251

FROGMAN (2023)

I don't know why I added this film to my collection.  I would say the price was right, but it really wasn't.  To top it off, Frogman employs the "found footage" gimmick.  This is a subgenre that usually leaves me cold, so I had no business sitting down and trying to enjoy this thing.  But you know what?  I enjoyed this thing.  It has the same exoskeleton as The Blair Witch Project.  I know, that's an obvious touchstone, but hang with me.  You don't know where I'm going.  You have entered "hot take" territory, by the way.  Try this on for size; Frogman is the movie that Blair Witch wanted to be.  Do I sound insane yet?  I can't help it.  Frogman is simply more absorbing.  I realize that no one asked me to make this comparison, but both flicks follow three root characters as they try to validate a cryptid.  In this case, it's the Frogman of Ohio, a real local legend that has proven to be a hit with tourists.

Horror is just as subjective as comedy or science fiction, so you may not warm up to the main players as much as I did.  If I wasn't won over by Dallas, Amy, and Scotty, Frogman would have flopped.  They have genuine chemistry, more so than the three filmmakers in Blair Witch.  Okay, I'll drop it.  Why do I have a feeling that I'm in the vast minority here?  Frogman isn't pitch-perfect.  If you think about the concept too long, you'll begin to see holes in the architecture, so to speak.  I still had fun unraveling the mystery of the titular polliwog.  Special effects are used sparingly, but we do get...well, I won't spoil anything.  Even if you don't care for Frogman, you must concede that it's better than 1972's Frogs.  It's a whitewash (or a greenwash).



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