There are too many Bigfoot flicks out there. Way, way too many. Demonwarp gives prominence to a Bigfoot-esque creature, but this isn't your stock, customary Bigfoot flick. It's...different. If you plan on seeing Demonwarp in the near future, skip this capsule. I really need to spoil the shit out of it to make a case for it. Okay? Okay. A spaceship crashes in the forest. The lead alien (a demon with a scorpion tail) tyrannizes his underlings (rotting zombies) until they mend the identified flying object. What if a person waltzes into the hollow where the ship resides? Well, the lead alien injects a fluid into the victim (via scorpion tail) that turns the bastard into a sasquatch. Let's recap. Aliens, zombies, a cool cryptid...and those are just the topliners. We also get boobs and a laughable cult sacrifice on a set built with cardstock. It's fantastic! I'm thumbing my nose at the production quality, but the practical effects are impressive. All of the monsters look swell. Isn't that what's most important? Look, I'm not going to bore you by mentioning dinky snags (the superfluous daylight is a buzzkill) or detailing performance minutiae (George Kennedy is very George Kennedy). Demonwarp is a badass b-movie. Period. The second act slumps a speck, but who cares? What's your man got to do with me? I'm not tryin' to hear that, see?
My name is Dom Coccaro. I'm an established freelance writer. I like to write reviews, but I find that it's hard to find review-writing gigs on the Internet that pay more than $0.00. I don't like being boxed in and I don't like to constantly give my writing away for free, especially if it's not on my own website. So I created this blog. I'm free to review anything I want to, though I'll be mainly focusing on horror, metal and wrestling. Often times, my review selections will seem incredibly random. Randomness is underrated. Thus, Random Reviews has been birthed from my cavernous vagina.
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