Upcoming! I'll be dusting off a retired, long-forgotten column that I used to write in the olden days of Random Reviews Incorporated. It will be a six-part series. What will it be??? I doubt that anyone even remembers the original column. We're talking seven years ago. I didn't bother archiving it, so you would have to be a hardcore fan to name it out of limbo. The number of hardcore RR Inc. fans totals in the negative tens. You're free to guess. It's true; the above painting...er, photograph...okay, statue is a clue. Can you solve the puzzle? Do you care? What if I die never knowing the feeling of being embraced by a beautiful woman?
I'll probably write another movie review before doing that thing. Hail Satan!
Posted by Dom Coccaro at 5:13 PM