That's the reaction most people have to the Amityville sequels (past the second entry anyway), but yesterday, I took in Amityville 1992: It's About Time, and I thought it was slushy fun. No, I couldn't find anything else to watch. Yes, this is the one with the evil clock. Most of the Amity adventures after part deux catch flack for their whacked narratives. See here, my dysmorphic tribe...if you are mature enough to give the actual movies a chance ("I know I am," he said, looking down at the lowborn, declassed peasants), you'll see that they are entertaining spookshows. They're certainly not spooky, but they're showy as shit!
I've seen quite a few of them. Amityville 3-D rocks, and you know it. The Amityville Curse was enjoyable, but I admit that details are sketchy. Apart from the flavorless remake, the only other chapter I have witnessed is Amityville Dollhouse. Again, batty gimmick, but I recall digging it. So what's your problem? Huh? Maybe different folks have different opinions. Nah, that sounds like an urban legend.
Okay, let me reference the elephant on the toilet. I still haven't posted the six-part "old column" project because I need my mom's help to kickstart it. Her work schedule has not afforded us the opportunity to do the things. The things will seem simple to you, but it takes more time for us. If I don't believe I can get it up and running by Sunday night, I'll just skip ahead to the next review. Rest assured, it will happen!
Posted by Dom Coccaro at 8:56 PM