Vampire: Hey, did you see that Dom is doing Random Reviews again?
Werewolf: Yeah, that's cool, I guess. But like, what's his deal? He'll probably just go on another hiatus.
V: Hey, give the crip a break. Him and I have a mutual buddy. I think he's just doing it to do it. Stress-free, y'know?
W: No, I get it. I do like reading about weird horror movies and extreme metal.
V: You'll be glad to know that he's upping the metal quotient an iota or two.
W: I know you said you have a mutual buddy, but how do you know so much abo--wait, Dom? Is that you?
V: Shut your fucking hole or I'll kill you!
W: Wait, what the fuck?
*The vampire fucking kills the werewolf."
V: Christ, I just killed a werewolf. Well, now that you're dead, I'll tell you about this incredible album cover. It's Vaisseau's Horrors Waiting in Line. Instrumental synth-metal. Normally, I wouldn't be into it, but I'm cool with these tunes. Super catchy. Reminds me of Acid Witch. And the cover...what can I add? It's nuts. Hey, are you still dead?
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