I've been watching a lot of movies lately. I don't have time to review all of them, so I thought I'd comment on a few of them. Don Dohler's The Alien Factor is priceless schlock. The various creatures made my millennium, and I appreciated the wonky twist ending. I also revisited Friday the 13th parts V and VI. Solid fucking slashers. I realized that Tommy Jarvis is to blame for "zombie Jason." Seriously, he single-handedly caused the tragic deaths of a hundred teenagers by exhuming a grave for no practical reason. What an asshole. Horrible (a.k.a. Absurd a.k.a. Monster Hunter) is a mediocre driblet of Italian horror. The monster is just some guy who looks like he could be the bassist for Fleetwood Mac.
AVP is underrated, while AVP: Requiem is accurately rated. The Predalien hybrid wasn't as regal as it should have been. Still, I love the image of a xenomorph loitering on the premises of a Papa John's location. NOTE TO SELF: Give their pizza another try. Don't hold grudges, unless they involve American remakes of Japanese horror films.
Posted by Dom Coccaro at 5:40 PM