Gimme an F! Gimme a U! Gimme an N! What's that spell? I can't hear you! C'mon, your current location, you can do better than that. WHAT'S THAT SPELL??? That's right. We're having fun, although it used to be easier to garner a cheap pop in this intermediate cornfield of nihility. Heh, I called the world wide web a cornfield. That's how you know I'm playing the heel. I'm still having fun, which is the subject of tonight's concursion. Are you having fun yet?
I don't keep a running tally of professional wrestling programs. I don't rank every episode of Raw or Dynamite. Nevertheless, I feel that this past Wednesday's telecast of AEW's Dynamite was one of the best yet. I bring up fun because it's an elusive element of entertainment that seems to enjoy slapping me around. I kid you not; I haven't had that much fun rubbernecking rasslin' since my high school days. Everything from CM Punk's heel (!) promo to MJF working against type put a dense, doltish beam across my face.
The wrestling landscape should be exclusively chipper right now, but Ring of Honor is holding a PPV event on the brink of certain uncertainty. The strait-laced promotion is closing its doors, kinda-sorta. Starting next year, ROH won't have any contracted talents. I'm not sure how that's going to go down as it relates to the champions (poor Rok-C just arrived), but chum, um, vector sum, net income, ummmmm...
...pond scum?
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