Can we go ahead and hopscotch forward to January? I'm over December, much less 2020. Fuck this shit. On the topic of these past twelve months, the next post shall be my much-anticipated (by someone, I'm sure) Best Metal Albums of 2020 list. I'm one of the very few "journalists" who will actually wait for a year to end before writing about it. It's the least I can do, not that 2020 has earned the professional courtesy. I am making said list my next post because - and this is the important part - I'm going on vacation. Like, I'm leaving the state!
I don't leave North Carolina often (maybe once a year), and even in this instance, I'm only traveling as far as the D.C. area. The trip is slated to press on for a matter of days, but I'm shutting down the storefront until a new year has been christened. Or until I'm ridiculously bored. It's entirely possible that Random Reviews Inc. will return before 2021. Depends. In the meantime, sweeten your holidaze with epic black metal and 80's horror sequels. That's how they celebrated in the New Testament. You wouldn't chasten God's pleated pantaloons, now would you?
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