THE FACULTY (1998)
Happy Halloween! I guess I could have picked an actual Halloween-themed movie to review on this date, but that wouldn't be very random, now would it? When you think about it, The Faculty is a felicitous selection. We go back to school in the fall, and what is scarier than high school? I was a minor myself when this flick came out. At the time, I liked it, but it didn't read as anything far removed from the prevailing trends of 1998. Don't let the clammy, sputum-encrusted (ew) alien fool you; this is a slasher. And as slashers go, this one is crafty and entertaining. It doesn't reinvent "body count" vehicles. Director Robert Rodriguez still adheres to certain clichés, such as a cast of teenagers being played by full-grown adults. Speaking of casting, Salma Hayek as the school nurse? Were these staff members hired by 14-year-old Dom?
As a monster mash, The Faculty hits all of the right notes. The CGI is spotty, but that's to be expected. I dig the fact that we don't learn much about this particular extraterrestrial. Allusions to Invasion of the Body Snatchers are cute, but again, this flick has more in common with Scream than any sci-fi bender. Hats off to Elijah Wood, Josh Hartnett, Jordana Brewster, Clea DuVall, Famke Janssen, and even Jon Stewart. The characters are fleshed out just enough to avoid becoming cardboard stereotypes, though Kevin Williamson's script does strain to be "hip" and "edgy." The Faculty was made back when soundtracks still mattered, so I enjoyed rocking out to the accompanying music. Who else remembers the Class of '99 cover of "Another Brick in the Wall?" It was one of the last studio recordings to feature Layne Staley on vocals. Nostalgia is a cruel mistress...