2/28/24

From the depths of the sea...A TIDAL WAVE OF TERROR!

A rare photo on the set of Schindler's List.  I think.

"Attack of the Crab Monsters hits all of the notes you would expect, and to top it off, this crustacean's exoskeleton is drizzled with Roger Corman flavoring.  For the record, Corman has the same general taste and mouthfeel as orange dreamsicle shaved ice."

That's an excerpt from a Blood Capsule that you will only be able to find in my upcoming book.  Speaking of which, I'm giving myself all of March to stockpile reviews.  Then, and only then, I'll be 95% ready to publish.  Start saving now.  I'm setting the suggested retail price at a cool million dollars.*

*Price subject to change.

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