College is kewl!

I just had to post this. You've probably seen this commercial, but if not, hold onto something. It's an advertisement for some website (a website that is largely useless for anyone who knows how to use Google), but that's neither here nor there. They're trying to appeal to teenagers, so they hired a desperate producer to write a catchy pop/rock number about college. They hired a desperate pop starlet hopeful to sing the jingle, and to make her look kewl, they dressed her in a trendy (as of 1990) jacket. To add insult to injury to statutory rape, they utilized the cheesiest video effects known to mankind.

Did they actually think that modern day teenagers would identify with this shit? This commercial would only work on people like Zack Morris and Samuel Powers.

PS-I'll be back later tonight with a special edition of Parts Unknown.