Real quick - the lovely lass pictured is Anya Taylor-Joy of The Witch fame. It has come to my attention that I am falling madly in love with her. Yes, she IS legal. She seems like a cool person, and what's more, her slate of upcoming projects is littered with sci-fi/horror refreshments. Just thought I'd...throw that out there. I'm sure that she has an Internet connection. What??? It's not improbable. She sees a blog post, she sees the handsome "master of ceremonies," she sees his cute doggy and maybe...I dunno...she sees a potential family? Laugh all you want. Satan will guide my way!
This was supposed to be a harmless site update. I've already invoked The Accuser and probably precipitated the portage of a restraining order. I merely wanted to say that my next "thing" will be another movie review, and then finally, I will bring the second half of The Soda Jerk Unbound to fruition. Don't rush the stage all at once.
Posted by Dom Coccaro at 7:34 PM