What a jerk; the condom broke!

I now understand unplanned pregnancies.  No, I didn't inoculate a birdie with my berry; I stammered upon a goddamn miracle at a grocery store.  My friends...oh, my friends.  I will be posting an edition of The Soda Jerk (late) tomorrow night.  It will not be a part of The Soda Jerk Unbound, which will continue after I get this soda out of my system.  Literally, as I'm sure it will pass through my urinary tract by then.

I'm super stoked.  I haven't actually tried it yet.  You can guess the identity of the wonder-working amrita if you want, but you'll probably be wrong.  It's not that one.  Nopers, not that one either.

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