Did you hear that?

Babe, I heard something.  Get up and check!  It could be a spooky phantom.  Or a serial rapist.

As you may have noticed, I added a tiny widget to the site.  Nothing major, but it does play spoooooky sounds.  I turned off autoplay out of respect for you, my dear reader, but of course, I recommend checking it out at least once.  Loop it to add atmosphere to your Random Review reading experience.