"Your brother is coming!"

For those wondering why I haven't mentioned the abstruse Kane vignettes in my wrestling columns, it's because I have something up my sleeve. I've been a Kane mark since I was a teenager, and his upcoming "resurrection" gives me a good reason to write an editorial about The Big Red Machine. I'll explain why I love the character and why I feel that Glen Jacobs is one of the most underrated workers in the business. I'm going to wait until Kane makes his triumphant return before I post this piece. And yes, if he returns with the mask (or any mask), my wheelchair will explode.